19 October 2013

Tune = Old Chisholm Trail

Come along boys,
Watch me chase my tail
Down the primrose path
Called the Cruzafiction Trail.

Come da head Ted, Texas bred,
Swollen head all day,
Come da head Ted,
Swollen head all day.

We shut down our gov,
On orders from Above,
We knew it really hurt,
But that’s tough love.

Chorus

We heard Ted rave,
Obama will cave,
Just hold on tight
He’ll be our slave.

Chorus

Our goose got cooked,
We looked fools,
Now the voters think,
We’re cranks and tools.

Chorus

The trail ends here,
In Canyon Cruz,
Up a cul de sac,
Echoing with boos.

Chorus

So listen to me boys,
You can’t prevail,
If you follow Ted
Down the Cruzafiction Trail.

Chorus;repeat